May 2013
imagineyouricon:
Imagine your icon performing a striptease for you.
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
