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Just an accumulation of stuff I find on the internet that amuses, disgusts, mortifies, arouses, and so on.

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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randman22222:

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the-science-llama:

If Earth Had Rings

First off, they would be really pretty to look at. They would also dominate the sky in both night and day at exactly the same place as they would never rise nor set. And at night you would see the Earth’s shadow swing across the rings, like in the 4th photo here.

However, life would be very different on Earth if this were the case. Nocturnal animals would have a hard time being nocturnal, as the light reflecting from the rings would illuminate the night.

Because we are closer to the Sun than Saturn is, the rings would be more rocky than ice, making them less bright but still pretty bright. In fact, you would see far less stars at night (living anywhere other than the equator or the arctic circle) because of the light pollution and not to mention ruin most meteor showers because of that.

During the day the rings would block sunlight in certain regions of the planet creating wild weather cycles and effecting plant life as well. So basically, they would be definitely pretty to look at but they would also make a whole lot of things screwy.

Illustrations by Ron Miller // io9
— Click the photos for captions

I want a spaceship. That goes faster than 10 lightspeeds per sonic. Then I will go find an Earthlike with rings.

“lightspeeds per sonic”? Whut?

Also: Doesn’t matter how much it would fuck things up. Earth needs rings.

Lightspeeds per sonic are a measure of speed seen in one of the sonic games:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUdr53XYdqU

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bloochikin:

hdjklnccuwdhasjklxjklaDONE
Been working on this for the past 4 days between school and other things eerrrgg. 
I have to pee now.

bloochikin:

hdjklnccuwdhasjklxjklaDONE

Been working on this for the past 4 days between school and other things eerrrgg. 

I have to pee now.

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6 hours ago
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kawaiithingsinc:

I need to find a song to edit for you. But. Ugh. So hard.

kawaiithingsinc:

I need to find a song to edit for you. But. Ugh. So hard.

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10 hours ago
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